california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.

Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.

by A. G. Hock August 6, 2007

California Roll

The act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.

cop Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver For the California Roll i just did?

by Dj Hitlerjugend April 21, 2011

Fresno, California

A dirty hot smelly shithole located in central California. The people or fat loud and not too bright.

what do you call a smelly pile of dog shit on the ground ?

You call It a Fresno, California!

by jb88 December 28, 2013

california driver

the dumbfucks that cause accidents, pull illegal u-turns, and run red lights. you can usually tell if a driver is one because they swerve out of their lanes, are often on cell phones or swigging alcohol. their accidents usually cause a large clusterfuck.

dude, i saw some stupid california driver ram into some old lady!

ugh, stupid fucker.

by tgif234 December 22, 2010

california redwoods

real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in California. You know what I'm talkin bout?

Damn! Dat gurl thick! She got dem California redwoods too cuz!

by A_cizzle May 27, 2006

California salute

Noun - When a woman is wearing a short skirt and a thong and she bends over the seat of a car revealing her ass.

Sally gave me the California salute, so now I have major wood.

by ivyvault June 28, 2014

california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them

Fuck, I got hit by a california driver

by zuhazana August 6, 2016