Cognac Queen

Tristan “the western problem” debrincat tight cute booty cheeks covered with Petra’s squirt

Man I really want to swallow cognac queen

by DukesPoopshoot69 September 20, 2023

Cogwords

When you say "down" but you really mean "up". When I say "thanks" but I truly mean "eff-off". When he told me to "have a nice day" but I know he meant to say, "I hope you die". Speaking cogwords is like the backwards inverse of the truth someone will never tell you to your face.

I can't understand you when you speak cogwords.
He said I was beautiful and sexy. Girl, those were cogwords... He meant you're ugly and gross. But I disagree...
Oh, you'll thank me later when you can finally communicate effectively and everyone starts loving you.

by BellaLuRossi September 21, 2023

Cogburn

A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about “ girl stuff “.

Yeah his daughter knows he’s a Cogburn so she dropped out of school to take care of him.

by The Real Beast. October 4, 2023

Cognitive Reframing

No, I know what it is that you do there.

Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."

by Hym Iam November 14, 2023

cogan

cogan is someone who will automatically light up your day. he is so sweet and once you get to know him he’s energetic. his voice is so calming and peaceful and anyone will be lucky to have a cogan in their life. cogan is very quiet at first but once you get to know him, once he’s comfortable with you, he brings his inner child out, he brings yours too. cogan always knows how to comfort you and make you smile even in the toughest moments. his eyes make you feel lost in the world and most importantly, he holds you tight and will always try to solve any problem with you. don’t lose or hurt a cogan. cogan may have some trust issues.. enjoy every moment you have with him. enjoy it.

person #1- who’s cogan?
person #2- cogan is the sweetest person i know, he came in my life randomly and i am so happy that he did. he never makes me feel like i should change who i am around him, he makes me happy.

by jesuslovesyou November 19, 2023

coggins

n. dad slang for testicles. The male gonads (or balls or bollocks etc.) of an adolescent male.

My eldest was playing cricket last Saturday morning and headed out to bat - middle order. He foolishly forgot to wear a box and, on the first ball, took a googly to the coggins. Poor bastard.

by shitty tapdancer December 7, 2023

Cogowosna

phrase from a foreign language that is used to describe someone is mischievous and uses trickery to fool others.

Oh my gosh. My english teacher was such a cogowosna last Friday.

by originalbobina December 8, 2023