Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

soul-close

Be close when referring to souls.

It’s true that he died but we are still soul-close.

by Theeiggster November 8, 2017

Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .

You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .

by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

Closed Species

A Furry Version of Non Fungible Tokens so called Furry NFTS and a dead Extinct Concept nowadays that Creators try to Gatekeep a Species that cannot be Copyrighted/Trademarked or enforced by Intellectual Property Laws whatsoever under any Circumstances and they try to make that happen but waste their time doing so. And they're sad because they can't learn to play Monopoly and go to College or Learn a Career Trade at a Vocational Trade School to make more money instead of Excluding a species and doing illegal activities like Blacklisting and Doxxing and also Harassing people when they're LEGALLY allowed to draw and make whatever they want. And Furries are Praising for Unofficial Fursonas as they're better and Free instead of paying a Greedy artist Thousands of Dollars for a drawing that can be drawn by yourself because they lack Knowledge and Education and are jealous that other people are more Creative than they are and nobody cares about Lore or the made up Rules of the Species as they're not Associated with their Official Groups, Pages, Clubs, and so on.

Average Furry: Check out my new Sona it's so cool and Fluffy!
Closed Species Supporter Cunt: Those are a Closed Species bruh are you asking to be Blacklisted and Doxxed by the creator and Harassed?
Furry Nerd: No he isn't because they can't do shit about it. They're not protected under Copyright/Trademarks or Intellectual Property law learn that before you start Drama n shit. And besides Unofficial Fursonas of Closed Species exist and Fursuit makers make Unofficial Species Fursuits for Unofficials and people make their own as well. Ain't our problem they didn't pay attention in school and dropped out because they're butthurt losers.

by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023