when your window randomly closes

Uh

guy: just trying to search def on urban dictionary
computer: when your window randomly closes
guy: GOD DAMMIT

by someone else thats not u February 11, 2021

Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.

Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.

by nellie shoots February 6, 2012

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024

close the market

Get married

I think I found the one. Im ready to close the market.

by PokitoDaKing June 6, 2017

Close Your Thought

It's another way of say "Yo, I ain't Gay".

Boy: I like that dude. He can rap good.

Boy 2: Ewww yo!

Boy: Close Your Thought yo.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summer October 15, 2009

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

Joe close

Joe close is a man that is alway late because he's dopey. His favourite saying is "dis guy" and gets annoyed with Sam for saying "bare mandem".

Leave a friend after a day out with out saying. And hasn't had a hair cut is 14 months he must be a Joe Close

by Dis.guy_ October 25, 2016