cactus in a backpack

When you wrap barbed wire around your penis and insert it into a vagina or anal cavity.

Bob: Did she like that cactus in a backpack yesterday?
Steve: Oh yeah, she said it was the best cactus in a backpack she's ever gotten.

by Cactus D'Cactus December 11, 2014

Detroit Cactus

A dead tree, cut off at the top, left to decay in the yard of a house in a lower class neighborhood, consisting of just the trunk and a few main branches.

I really should get rid of this Detroit Cactus from my yard, but I’m too lazy to bother.

by Pizzasmash March 19, 2018

Cactus Rash

The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.

"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"

by heck_rw August 02, 2018

Cactus rash

The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.

Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!

by Dj Jarmilk December 01, 2020

Family Cactus

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by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017

Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 20, 2020

cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019