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Brandon

yo brandon beat it
by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018
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Brandon

He's a fucking cunt, dickhead, and an asshole all in one. Probably fat and does some weird ass facial expressions along with the immense amount of cringe that comes along with him. Only come backs are "with your mom last night"
John: Yo Brandoni wtf are you doing ?
Brandon: Your mom
John: you fucking cunt
by Thatonedickhead April 24, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a total creepy douchebag, he's always going to be a dickhead and deserves a "fuck you" every now and then.
That guy is such a fucking Brandon, I'd fuck him up if he still lived here.
by LordGanggyisdaddy February 6, 2019
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Brandon

The WORST FRIEND EVER to have. Ugly,fat,looks like Patrick the damn star and has the iq of a rock.
Brandon has fat teeth.
by Higma February 10, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is a masculine guy who most often identifies as gay. He is a thrill seeker and loves making spontaneous decisions. Most if not all Brandon's are extremely handsome and will attract many males and females.
Damn, I wish I was a Brandon so I could get all the guys and girls.
by theraldicktionary August 7, 2018
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Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person
Omg, Brandon is soo funny
by sexy mommy June 4, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the worst people you'll met in all of your life times. all he's good for are offensive jokes. so screw brandon
screw brandon
by Destroyer0G August 12, 2021
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