shoot the bird

To present your middle finger to someone as an act of defiance.

MEATWAD: He's always messsing with me.
UHR: Shoot him the bird!
IGNIGNOKT: Yes, give him the finger.

by rich April 4, 2004

Bird Flu

When a person is moving, selling or using a kilo of cocaine.

That dude's got the bird flu.

by MDK 317 October 17, 2008

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

Bird Bite

The act of playfully pinching a man's penis to catch them off guard while you say Boop!

John punched Peter in the face after Peter gave him a Bird Bite, it put a real strain on their relationship.

by Ericthegr8 January 13, 2023

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score

GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)

by gmach April 3, 2012

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009