floatin' the river

Riding an inner tube down a river wearing your best pair of jorts while drinking Carlo Rossi from the jug and abandoning any semblance of your former heterosexual self.

floatin' the river
jorts

by Cougs321 September 25, 2011

Up the river

South Australian term for going to Mannum, South Australia.

Bloke 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Bloke 2 : Going up the river.
Bloke 1: Heaps good.

by Deftercanine April 19, 2011

Joan Rivers

The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.

Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers

by Marineassassin January 15, 2010

Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.

I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.

by Hieidark123 July 27, 2010

phillip rivers

Closet translation is badass a mix of redneck and god. He would have every Super Bowl ring but he's not into commitment he wants to play with some more women before he gets a ring.

I am the god phillip rivers

by Smackdaddypimphand April 18, 2015

river grace

a sexy boy who enjoys flirting with every girl and going ferther than 1st base.. but is still a virgin.

omg hes such a river grace

by kitle and bits February 14, 2009

Moon River

A cumshot right between the ass cheeks resulting in a flow of sperm right down the crack.

Turn around I’m about to moon river you

by chinah June 2, 2020