barbie barbie

A formerly beautiful and successful woman that has aged badly and lost everything she had. Many are homeless drug addicts or alcoholics.
A has-been.

Did you see that Barbie Barbie walking down the road? It's sad to see an old lady with nothing. I bet back in the day she was so beautiful she had it all .
She is hot now but she's gonna be a Barbie Barbie in ten years if she don't quit hittin' that pipe.

by THEFAIRYGODMOTHERINBOOTS January 27, 2018

barbie bullshit

Barbie Bullshit: A phrase to be used when you’re with slutty girls, or in a big group of hot girls.

“Look at Sherif; he’s always on that Barbie Bullshit.”

by 902Cold January 26, 2018

barbie dyke

Something Mexico rann calls females who are beautiful and go both ways 🤷🏾 ♂️🤦🏾 ♂️

Got 10 Barbie dykes in my room

by Jack Frost cold heart May 6, 2018

Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019

Schard barbie

A female meth addict who traffics her "cuteness" or physical "gifts" in exchange for schards of meth.

SCHARD BARBIE

Jane Doe aint nothing but a schard barbie.

by REDNNIK December 11, 2020

Barbie Mindset

The unrealistic mindset that comes with overestimating one’s own abilities; often due to everyone always telling them they’re perfect

Mac: “Hey Sarah, what career do you want to pursue after you graduate?”

Sarah: “I want to be a doctor, lawyer, oncologist, dentist, garbage picker, AND a famous rugby player.”

Mac: “That’s impractical and unattainable.”

Sarah: “Everyone says I’m the only one perfect enough to make it work.”

Mac: “You’ve got a Barbie Mindset.”

by MapleSyrup101 November 12, 2020

barbis

something, usually a dog or an animal that is tiny, small, filled with qualities, and extremely cute.

wow, that dog is such a barbis.

by レキシ November 28, 2020