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bald jobs

The head of one or two bald guys is used to cause ejaculation of a male/female. This is a bald job.
"I heard a bald jobs was better than a boob jobs"
by jfishyy February 1, 2022
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Council Of Balds

An organisation and friendship group that was formed by four close people through their shared passion of trolling others.

The genesis of the Council was born during lockdown.

The “bald” part doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with the members, but stems from an inside joke / connection to a certain balding individual that was once intertwined with their lives.

Council members share core themes and ideologies. They work well together in tense situations, pranks, heists, payback and other business. They are able to adapt to anything that comes their way, always on guard and able to quickly come up with ways out of sticky situations on the fly.

They have become synonymous with power, skill and just being pure annoying.
They’re never an enemy for no reason, and you don’t want to be on their bad side.
Adam Twix: “Oi. Who’s locked my homework in someone else’s locker?”

COB: “The Council Of Balds. Get Trolled”
by Xuan-News August 13, 2024
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bald dora

the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
by bald dora March 5, 2021
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Bald dick surprise

When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.
by Master Prize Sir Matt Surmize December 24, 2023
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bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.
"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"
by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024
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bald

jesse is bald
by toefeet April 10, 2020
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