birthday panties

The panties you were going to wear for your birthday before you realized that you just really want to fuck and then decide to go commando

*The next day*
"Why do you just have clean underwear laying on the floor?"
"oh those were just my birthday panties."

by Solidust January 7, 2017

birthday trap

A black persons term of getting girls nudes

"Send those birthday traps my way"

by Dkdjdbrkbirthday trap girl February 10, 2017

birthday brat

A person that expects everyone to recognize and celebrate them without ceasing on their birthday. The day is often accompanied with emotional breakdowns.

Dudley Dursley whined and whined about his gifts on his birthday, something only a birthday brat would do.

by WhiteBoyPlayThatFunkyMusic April 24, 2017

birthday jam

BIRTHDAY SEX

ARE YOU GETTING THE BIRTHDAY JAM THIS YEAR

by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017

Birthday-Brodie'd

To be hurt, insulted, wronged, or otherwise undermined directly and/or indirectly by a former friend and/or teammate on your birthday.

To celebrate turning 29, Kevin Durant was Birthday-Brodie'd because he is a bitch.

by stretch88 September 29, 2017

Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018