a person who doesnt believe in any religion or celebrate any type holiday that means Christmas Halloween Columbus Day 4th of July Black Friday Etc. must follow the orders of the Young Pretty gxd (YPG)
"Tom: hey dude come to this Christmas party with me.
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
Miguel : no Homes i'm a atheist witness"
"girlfriend: babe its my birthday :D
boyfriend: i atheist witness i dont believe in that"
by YxungPrettyGxd December 23, 2013
by personalsecretservice March 01, 2017
So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.
Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"
Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."
Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."
Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.
by Islanddomain April 04, 2024
A Tillman Atheist is known for his valor and unrivaled courage. Named after the legendary, incredibly brave, Pat Tillman who chose to forgo a successful NFL career to fight unfairness and stupidity, was willing to die for whats right, simply because its the right thing to do, Not because he would receive some infinite reward in an afterlife
Did you hear about Mark? He gave up his executive 6 figure salary to take the fight from the internet to the battlefields in the middle east, a great example of a Tillman Atheist :)
by DevientGenie February 20, 2015
You might be even worse than a plant. I don't think there is a word for someone who feints the absence of belief.
Hym "That's the important bit, is it? That religion makes people go 'yay?' Get the fuck out of here. You're an atheist charlatan, Alex. You feint the absence of belief so you can proselytize from the other end. The 'fruits' of Christianity IS the act of Christians taking credits for higher-order abstractions. Forgiveness? Buddhism has doctrine about forgiveness. Hinduism has it. Ok. Maybe not. Maybe atheist charlatan is a bit of a stretch.... Nope. Nope. I'm right. You get paid to sit there and 'Oh well I don't know. Everything is just so nebulous!' And you hym and haw and say 'Is it really the claim the creator of the universe spoke to a guy in direct dialogue... Or is it the friends we made along the way?' And we're all worse off for it."
by Hym Iam July 09, 2024