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Alice in Wonderland

A girl who is sexy and needs to be fucked hard up her dress.
by Carlover360 November 11, 2020
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Alice

alice is the person we all aspire to be; smart, kind, and deeply, deeply intelligent.

with her there’s just so much to admire, and although she doesn’t realise all the time, so many people love her with all her heart, and aspire to be like her one day.

her fashion sense is chic, and cool, and her jewellery is demure and elegant.

people tell alice things they don’t tell anyone else, because once you tell her something, she keeps it locked in a safe, deep within her heart.

alice doesn’t realise her true beauty, but should do because all the boys love her, and she girls always wish they looked like her.

she’s funny, and makes you laugh like you
do with no one else.

whilst her sense of geography and direction is lacking, she is a different breed when it comes to academics- simply out of this world.

when you meet an alice, never let them go, because she is a one or a kind.
daisy: that girl alice is a different breed of smart.

megan: i know- i wish i could be her
by isupportchelseanotunited November 24, 2021
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alice cole

Her eyes often cry - not her, her eyes.
Will get aggressive within a cooking environment.

Will get aggressive within a movie watching environment.

Will get aggressive.

Diceptively ginger.

Winks can be mistaken for a disability - They are in fact her meting call.
by GrandmasterjimjM January 5, 2019
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Alice In Chains

Alice In Chains is the best of their genre
by UltimateDoge October 26, 2022
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Alice

A nonce that touched children at the week end.
Jheez did you see Alice? She’s at that school again
by Beanbeater2008 September 21, 2020
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Alice Chompers

A construction-equipment and farming-implement company dat produces a widely-diverse "wonderland" of "toothy" earth-moving and crop-harvesting machinery.
In addition to full-size "grownup toys", miniature replicas of Alice Chompers machinery is made for da kiddos, as well, so dat they can practice "chewing da soil" in their sandboxes prior to becoming farmers or construction-workers as adults.
by QuacksO May 2, 2022
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Stuffing Alice's Hole

The act of trying to hide your night's transgressions in the bottom of the waste bin...empty liquor bottles, needles....unborn babies....tickets stubs to a Dallas Cowboys game....whatever your perversion may be.
Where have you been?

Sorry, I was stuffing Alice's hole with my Justin Bieber poster.
by EZD May 1, 2015
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