stare aids

An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.

Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.

Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.

What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010
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puppy aids

A fictional ailment used as a reference for something that is intensely sad, a superlative for the saddest thing in the universe.
#1: Remember that movie Bambi, when the mom got shot? I cried watching that.

#2: Yeah man, that shit was sadder than puppy aids.
by zampanos protege January 17, 2009
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horse aids

1. noun. the worst kind of dirty, filth, or grime.

2. noun. cooties, but a hundred times worse. AIDS on steroids, but worse.

3. noun. a filthy person, likely to have horse aids...probably from having had sex with a horse that had aids.
1. There's no way that i'm using that public restroom, it disgusting, there's probably horse aids all over it.

2. Shit! Tony left horse aids on the phone, i'm not using it now.

3. See that sweaty guy over there with the greasy hair, dirty clothes, snots coming out of his nose, and filthy bare feet, eating a whopper and playing video games? His name is horse aids.
by xminusx June 11, 2008
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Aids crew

People at raves dress up as doctors that will go around with a needle and stick it in to you. True story.
Aids crew is at underground raves
by Raveee March 25, 2010
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Kewl Aid

The act of jizzing into a glass of someones kool aid, when u say u are just guna put ice in it then watching them drink it
jorge- yo essay go put ice in ma kewl aid

you- sure*walks in kitchen and jizzes in drink*

jorge- wwat took u so long?

you- i umm had to freeze the cubes
by Edward - Jansher January 03, 2008
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Luck Aids

A non contagious disease, that brings horrible luck down upon those infected. Causes situations that would happen to no other people, much like aids in that it will eventually kill you but will cause as much pain and havoc in your life before doing so.
Kyle has luck aids, poor bastard... its terminal.
by blahblah2012 December 15, 2012
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paintbrush aids

when the boys get caught slacken'
you got paintbrush aids
by gorfezzee May 27, 2020
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