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Jared

Jared! He's the homeless guy next door. He likes snails a lot and... That's it just snails. He also works for Walter because he wants to go to college, but let's be honest he's 23 and is never gonna get in college. Either way he's still determined to go to college, he also really likes his boss Walter for some reason.
El caca: Hey, look! It's Jared!
Walter: Look it's a homosexual!
by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 24, 2022
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Jared Dixon

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
person 2: that’s obviously Jared Dixon.
by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021
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Jared

Just handsome and hot,that’s all.
Jared HSIEH
by Jared Hsieh November 22, 2021
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Jared

Bruh I have a jared
by Albert12043 January 27, 2020
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Jared

Did you know that kid Jared gets pegged by his girlfriend?

What?! No way... actual I could see that
Yeah but his also has a hot sister and she just followed me back on Instagram
by Room3 April 29, 2021
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Jared

"The most amazing guy !!" No, no. Cut the bullshit. Jared is a Fuckboy !! Cute, Charming, Good Looking etc... he has just enough to make you fall for him. And when you do, he's onto the next girl.
Person 1: "he's such a fuckboy ! 'I love you' my ass! Probably has that shit copied and pastes to the next girl."

Person 2: "Is his name Jared?"
by GirlsLikeNuts November 26, 2017
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Jared

Lives at subway 😂😂
by Jayhawk205039 February 24, 2019
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