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Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017
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Purple Person

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!
by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021
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personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
by Chowmein October 31, 2013
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person 5

person 1 hi person 2
person 2 hi person 1
person 3 hi person 1 and 2

person 1 and 2 ignores*
person 4 hi person 3
person 3 i wasn't neglected for once
person 4 fades out of existence due to not existing
person 5 walks in hi people
person 1 2 3 and 4 hi person 5
person 4 fades out of existence
by vanilla8989 January 25, 2022
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In-person Event

I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.
by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021
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Dirt Person

A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.
by Meantime8877 March 8, 2019
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heart person

A person who understands your heart and life's ways inside and out. Someone (male or female. Friend or family) who completes you and whom you are absolutely closest with. Can be more than one person. These are the people you would kill for. If you have a heart person in your life, you are truly blessed and the happiest person alive. These individuals fulfill your heart and life. Life won't be the same without them. They become your hearts chosen family.
'My best friend Sarah is my Heart person as we grew up together and know each other inside and out. Can't imagine my life without her.'

'My boyfriend is my hearts person as he understands my inside jokes and my dynamics as to why I am the way I am with my dynamics ad to why I do things the way I do.'
by HeartsPerson November 28, 2020
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