by Dengo July 15, 2015
When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010
by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010
by Lodonkulous May 12, 2018
Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 03, 2010
by Joseph smith123 December 15, 2017
A "jizz shart" is the after math of letting your partner finish inside you during anal. After anal sex, you will literally shart out the jizz.
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
Example: "Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"Me and Eric had anal last night and he came in my ass. Shortly after, I kept jizz sharting."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
"I hate how after anal, you jizz shart."
by dirtydan87 October 20, 2014