When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.
Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!
by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010
Get the Ninja Jizz mug.1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'
Stop jizz-stimulating me!
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!
I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.
by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009
Get the jizz-stimulate mug.A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.
A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.
by marabousteak January 25, 2011
Get the Jizz Cakes mug.An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
by bb+af May 2, 2011
Get the Jizz metal mug.Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
Person 2: You've been sniped.
Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!
by chupe13 July 7, 2010
Get the Sniper jizz mug.1. A woman forced to carry your baby.
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.
3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.
4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.
3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.
4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
Get the Jizz Mule mug.When you are washing dishes and inadvertently squeeze the dish cloth close to your body, causing you to be squirted by the soapy water it has retained.
by Weston150 March 25, 2013
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