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Jordan

lies about his age
Jordan: I'm 16
Me: oh I'm 15!

Jordan: jk I'm 15 I turn 16 this summer
by hvshbrown June 5, 2018
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Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM
Get away from her she is a brat, fake, and tries to act cute when she’s not, just like a Jordan
by jacquiim July 24, 2018
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A is a kid who will have a small dick and lenix will always fight him to see who has a bigger dick
Jordan:I have a big dick
Lenix:I have a bigger one
by Hey butch February 9, 2019
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A stuck up asshole who uses girls and is a complete dick to everyone
God I hate Jordan
by Emo chick May 2, 2019
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a guy who is not gutsy enough to ask out a girl
"ask her out bro"
"nah man i feel like a Jordan."
by thebezelowner June 1, 2018
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Look it’s jordan the simp!
by Qalhajejsje May 13, 2019
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Y'all know Jordan? Damn he's extra.. really over dramatic but he's cute tho.
by Love me 22 September 5, 2017
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