Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

Dildo fuel

AA batteries.

woman #1: Christ, I've been chewing table legs all week.
woman #2: Wow, I thought you had the pleasure stick 5000?
woman #1: Yeah, but it's run out of dildo fuel and I've not been to the store yet.

by Prof. Samedi January 2, 2010

rainbow dildo

a rainbow colored dildo that some homosexual men use to pentrate thier anus

"Mikey just bought me a rainbow dildo yesterday"

by Mike Kewosiskie December 12, 2013

donkey dildo

a dildo that is so massive, it feels like you're being fucked by a donkey.

"go suck a donkey dildo"

by miggertron July 22, 2014

voodoo dildo

a dildo that is entirely controlled by voice starting with voodoo dildo followed by the sexual command

yeah right voodoo dildo my ass!

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

Dildo time

1) Dildo time is similiar to Bullet time, in which time slows down for everyone except the user, and he pulls out a giant Dildo and runs up behind people and butt rapes them with it while they are powerless by time slowing effects. Also, Dildo time needs to said in an Indian accent

2) A watch where all it has is a picture of a dildo on it, hence it is always 'dildo time'

(while playing 2 vs 2 on Halo 3)

Me: Hey Jake, what time is it for these guys?
Jake: ITS DILDO TIME!!! *bumrapes everyone*

by Poobumlurtz June 1, 2009

German Dildo

Its where you shit into a condom and then freeze it, and then use it as a dildo.

I used a German dildo on that whore last night.

by kersh-i2i January 24, 2011