When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
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A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben September 4, 2013
Get the shalom deuce mug.From the former practice of bakers of adding a third to a batch of two in order to avoid punishment for accidentally delivering underweight deuces.
Johnson: "Wait, how many english muffs did you have for dinner last night?"
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
John Thomas: "I ended up buying a baker's deuce - two for dinner, and one for dessert."
by billybee69 March 23, 2011
Get the Baker's deuce mug.dropped a deuce pickle with mad kosher stink. a stork would have swooped over the bowl and flown that isht away if i hadn't dropped the hammer.
by hawnkeypunch October 21, 2011
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Get the Coppin Deuces mug.A chamber constructed for the purpose of watching one's wife or husband experience an extramarital affair. May be utilized for either cuckoldry or a threesome.
Q: Where do you think the mayor's deucing chamber is?
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
A: The deucing chamber is likely built beneath his indoor bowling alley.
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