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beer cute

when you see a girl that has the potential to be cute, after slamming back a minimum of 2 beers but not enough beers to obtain beer goggles
Coop: im not saying shes necessarily bad looking....shes just not hot

Me: eh, shes beer cute
by jlove6182 June 22, 2010
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Beer Pooch

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.
"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"
by princezofdorks August 21, 2009
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Standard beer

A quick-and-dirty method of determining your BAC is to consider one 12-ounce beer (at 4% alcohol-by-volume), one 8-ounce glass of wine (at 12% ABV), or one shot (at 40% ABV) as being the same thing.

The problem with this is that there are all sorts of different beers, of different strengths. Enter the "Standard Beer". One Standard Beer is equivalent to one 12-ounce can of ordinary American or Canadian beer, such as Budweiser or Labatt Blue.

One Standard Beer will increase an ordinary man's BAC by .02% and an ordinary woman's BAC by .03%.
Take, for example, one 24-oz. can of Steel Reserve. At 8.1% ABV, it is twice as strong as a Standard Beer. At 24 ounces, it is also twice as large as a Standard Beer. 2 x 2 = 4. Therefore, one big Steelie is equal to four Standard Beers, and will raise the average man's BAC by .08%.
by The Prodigal Alcoholic October 20, 2009
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beer cataracts

An extreme variant of the condition beer goggles, where massive alcohol consumption leads to a male completely losing his ability to sense female repugnancy.
Did you see that rotter that Mark was talking to?

Yeah, nasty case of beer goggles there.

More like beer cataracts, she had a beard growing out of her arse.
by ws January 19, 2004
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Motor Beering

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.
I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!
by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011
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Beer Dibbling

One who has been drinking too much beer.

Comes from Mars Hill, North Carolina.
Northern Irish in origin ?
He's been beer dibbling.
Y'all going beer dibbling tonight?

Don't pronounce the g.

Beer Dibblin' etc
by ingle1 June 24, 2010
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traveller beer

It is the last beer that you have before entering a club. Normally, it is drunk on the way to the club walking or by car. It is the beer that will give you the required alcohol level to enter Narnia.
Raf: hey! Let's go to the club now.

Marta: Wait. I am going to take a traveller beer for the way.

Raf: Take one for me too.
by Rafa dk July 23, 2017
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