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Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!
Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP
by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
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brandon

short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this
Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this
by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is the best friend you can ever ask for. Heś sweet and caring ans even if he can get on ur nerves a lot he always knowa how to make me smile. He never thinks he will find anyone in life but know one day he will. Brandon will do anything to make you happy. He was a wonderful smile.
I wish I never stopped talking to my bestie brandon in high school

Brandon is the best
by Autumn17 July 7, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia
brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...
by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020
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Brandon

Hey look at him he’s brandon
by JTarr July 19, 2018
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