September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

Sep 5th

Kiss a guy whos name starts with "A" day.

"Dude it's September 5th! I gotta go kiss a guy whos name starts with "A"!

"Antonio I think I should kiss you instead."

Sep 5th

by mancake23 September 3, 2022

September 5th

Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 3, 2022

september 5th

it’s national “post your boyfriend” day, so go on and make his day better by showing him off!

bf: awww but why did you posted this?
gf: bc i love u (and it’s september 5th ;))

by baddiegirllx0620 September 4, 2022

September 5th

National homosexual day

"on September 5th it's national homosexual day"

by hshdhdbhdhd September 5, 2022

December 5th

Dudes wit big dicks were born on this day. They get the most beautiful girls(sometimes named Elianna) and they are pretty great to be around.

You can see his dick through his pants. He must be born on December 5th

by KingWithTheBigDick May 1, 2022

May 5th

National lunar day, give them a gift!!

"Hey did you know its national lunar day?"
"no.. whats that?"
"National lunar day is when you give them a gift I got them cheez-its you should too! National lunar day ! Give them a gift ""
"okay!"
The definition of May 5th is national lunar day when you give them a gift

by annonnoyumus May 3, 2022