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DaReekstah Age

The REAL current age of comic books, following the Golden, Silver, and arguably Bronze, that heralds the return of fun and class to comics.. thanks to the greatest dude ever, DaReekstah himself.
Teen Titans #27 is an example of a comic from the DaReekstah Age.
by DaReekstah April 20, 2006
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aging gracefully

What happens when you don't excessively smoke/sunbathe/drink/do hard drugs and moisturize every day.

Also helps if you have higher melanin content in your skin, although this is not always true if you do the former things.
by Tingle Likes Rupees December 10, 2016
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Compulsory age status

When a student turns 18, they may freely sign out of school, or drop out of school without parent's permission.

TRANSLATION: They can skip a shitload of classes and receive no consequences!
Sebastian: Where's Jon?
Anthony: He's taking advantage of his compulsory age status!
by Anthony Suarez May 24, 2005
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space age hustlin

new hustle, bootlegger, dvd bootlegger, technology bootlegger, new method of hustling, new product to hustle
Dude #1: " I sold 1,000 copies of that new Denzel movie joint flicc"

Dude #2: "1,000 copies of dvd's, at $10 a pop? dude you space age hustlin!"
by ricc rowland May 20, 2008
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New Age Puritan

(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
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old age pensioner

miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
by vWarspite August 12, 2022
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21+ Age Restriction

A reason someone may give you, typically a guy, of why they cannot call you their S/O, mainly when you are at least 18 but younger than 21 while they are 21 or older. The reality is that at the age of 18 in the US an individual is legally free to make their own decisions about who they want to date as long as the person is 18 or older, and the reason someone may try to tell you otherwise can be one of several reasons:
1. They for whatever reason really do believe otherwise and if you try to convince them that isn't true it could come off to them as being pushy
2. They think you are lying about your age and are secretly under 18
3. The concept of older people dating people between the ages of 18-20 is looked down upon because it is believed that people ages 18-20 are immature, more vulnerable, and can be easily influenced and manipulated by older people
4. They don't like you that way and they're trying to make up a lie to not hurt your feelings
5. They do like you that way but they're afraid for some reason of commitment or falling in love with someone when they have been hurt before and afraid they will get hurt
6. They're afraid they might hurt you
7. They are a player and trying to play games with your emotions and string you along because it satisfies them but their ego is too big to actually like you or want to date you
"What is the biggest BS someone has tried to get you to believe?
The 21+ age restriction for dating!"
by MyCrushDoesn'tKnowBut... October 6, 2020
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