Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.
"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."
by Mae F December 23, 2008
Get the Perma-Humpmug. sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise
dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.
by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009
Get the cardio humpmug. mind hump - v. achievable via internet, phone, text usuage. not quite as efficient as the mind fuck.
Ooo woman I am mind humpin you all over this cyber network... I know its less effective as a mind fuck but damn it's working
by brejames88 January 20, 2011
Get the Mind Humpmug. by Joefromcali February 10, 2018
Get the hump houndmug. A sexy style of dancing, characterized by hard grinding and provocative behavior whilst listening to house/techno music.
“I can’t wait to house hump at the next show” “Yeah that kind of dancing really gets the people going”
by JesserDee November 20, 2018
Get the House humpmug. To randomly break out in a frenzy of humping. This can happen in multiple ways and at any time. The person appearing to have humping shock, will hump everything and anything.
Rachel: Hey did you see what Joe did to Carla last night?
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
Mel: Yea, he broke into humping shock and humped Carla.
Rachel: Weird.
by MrCat132 June 3, 2014
Get the Humping shockmug. When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.
by ABetty June 8, 2020
Get the Bible Humpingmug.