Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
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Get the Lifemug. by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024
Get the Native Lifemug. Reg's illness progressed frighteningly life
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road
A shuffling dance to the beat of a life
He was a life people-pleaser
the dog life across the road
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Get the lifemug. by .halfempty March 31, 2020
Get the Lifemug. Life is beautifully cruel in every way imaginable, like a portrait, because art must exist as we dance and sing through our performances in this uncompetently moral stage. We are both the audience and the performers, blushing as the spotlight touches our masks drowned in the blood of former performers who had reached their final curtain call. Our finale will be an orchestra of silence in a garden of roses. We will perform as we live until we die.
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