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Blue Holiday

When you blue ball yourself then immediately finish on a santa claus costume while in an area thats under 30 degrees
Person 1: Hey have you seen Dave?
Person 2: Yeah I saw him, he was showing the santa claus outside with kids a Blue Holiday
by thetripleD's September 28, 2022
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Blue Team

Best, hottest, superior, team. whoops white teams ass every single time. everyone on blue is perfect in every way. all the other teams beside Blue Team are absolute freaks with no friends, social life, family, money, or anything else. If you are on blue team you can live with the pride of being amazing
“Did you hear how Ryan won Best Person in The World?”
“Yeah. He must have been on Blue Team.”
by diagrea May 10, 2022
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Blue scronchies

Blue scronchies are the best color scronchie, texture scronchie, and most stylish.
Only cool VSCO girls wear blue scronchies.
by Gam gam Glenda July 31, 2021
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Blue waffle

Ali brewer is the reason blue waffles is a thing.
by Anonymous1875319 June 24, 2022
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Blue Market

Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.

Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area

Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
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Blue Crawfish

A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.
I gave Mike a blue crawfish yesterday, all though it was more purple than blue
by aTut86 May 24, 2025
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Blue…banisters

Blue…banisters is so dang SUS!
by Beatrice Smurfendook July 29, 2021
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