Double alphabet

The belief made by retards that the alphabet exists in a double form and also does not contain the letter L.

A friend of mine believed there was a double alphabet. He was proved wrong on many occasions.

by Uncle Travy Scott December 13, 2020

Double Sunday

Where you call off on Monday thereby creating a second Sunday.

This job makes me want to take a double Sunday.

by koaguilds December 14, 2020

tennis doubles

To sleep with ones mother and daughter simultaneously.

My girlfriend’s mother is so fit I wish we could play tennis doubles

by MattMcnutt December 25, 2020

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

9 double 1

The cops

The 9 double 1 showed up at the scene

by F1287 November 20, 2020

Double Uie

Term coined to describe missing an exit ramp on the interstate and taking various twists and turns to get your ass back on track to your intended destination.

Double Uie ain’t a word! You made that shit up!

Oh yeah? Wait one hour and that bitch will be a word! Urban Dictionary doesn’t bullshit

by SnoopMoon November 22, 2020

Double Whammy

It's when a guy gets their dick and ego stroked at the same time. While jerking you off, a girl will repeatedly and in rapid succession give you compliments, engorging your dick and your ego, all while the dick stroker stares deeply into your eyes with an emotionless face.

Someone just gave me the ole Double Whammy. It was a nightmare but i'd like to try again for scientific purposes.

by JOEofPOWER November 23, 2020