Kiss Da Baby

1. Shit is over.
2. Fat lady sings.
3. Chad Ochocinco

The rest of the competition on the field, may as well kiss da baby, because this shit is over!

by Child Please. March 26, 2010

number one baby

A significant other; Love of one's life; the most important person in your life (note: one's number one baby could very likely also be their manager)

After the dodger game, Armen made love to Marlene like she was his number one baby!

by Armen N August 7, 2006

Eat your babies

When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!

Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O

by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010

Dead Baby Jokes

Very offensive, but extremely funny jokes.

A couple Dead Baby Jokes

Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?

A:It depends on how hard u throw them.

Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.

by CottleZanze November 26, 2006

putting the baby to sleep

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010

ni hao, baby

'Ni hao, baby' is a pick up line commonly directed at oriental-looking women. This line can often backfire, especially if the girl speaks perfect English. To qualify to use this line, you have to be desperate, not-Asian, blatantly ignorant of Asian cultures, and over 30 years of age. This line is always successful at making the user appear to be sleazy and unattractive. In a situation where this line is used, alcohol is usually present.

"ni hao, baby"

"I'm not Chinese, you fool."

by rawrrawr222 February 15, 2010

Baby Mama Love

when a man stays with his childs mother simply because he doesnt want any other man to be in her or his childs life. He really doesnt love her they way a man should love a woman. He may leave her from time to time but he will come back when she starts to move on with anthor man

Bob keeps leaving his baby mama Jennie. He always comes back when she finds someone else and he doesnt want her or his child to have any other man in their lives. Bob Has baby mama love

by metallicaboo March 5, 2007