Petty Backing

When one defends a subject or a person with no premise besides emotional upheaval and assertion.

“Did you hear that guy talking about how his chihuahua could maul 10 grown men and if anyone argues with him he’s just going to ignore them?. He was definitely ’Petty Backing’”.

by Newdefproducer April 06, 2025

Back Door Time Bomb

The game of chicken you play when you're fucking a chick in the ass that has diarrhea.

Safest to play this game away from the bed you plan on sleeping in.

Burt: Oh man, I'm gonna totally bend Alana over and fuck her in the ass!
Ernie: You better be careful dude, she had Taco Bell for lunch.
Burt: Time to play a little Back Door Time Bomb

by Nanars February 26, 2020

Get the fridge off your back

Often used in sports when one is not moving with efficient speed, or, when one is required to lose weight.
slow poke, speed, slow as whale shit, Fat Albert

"Get the fridge off your back, Jim"
or
"I need to go to the gym to get this frisdge off my back"

by bburkeindaswitch August 14, 2008

back up card

An extra person that you keep in your back pocket on a sense

"I won't be used as a back up card if you break up"

by Awesome cat guy March 29, 2016

Shed Back

A condition. Typically occurs on a Monday monring after you’ve spent a Sunday bent over building a shed. You back may never recovere. You are no longer 25z

Got-dayum, I got muhself some shed back after yesterdee’s shed buildin’

by Not Myke September 20, 2021

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Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

Optional: Start Smacking Backs Out Here

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025