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white boy problems

White boy problems are not real problems except for certain mostly middle class white men who are suburban home owners. While rare in non-whites, all Realtors, regardless of race seem to have them, and it has been noted to occur in virtually all suburban men in Des Moines, Iowa, regardless of race. These problems center around yard care, having the exact right glass for any cocktail, and having the right home electronics. It isn't clear if white boy problems are a consequence of sexual dysfunction, or are a psychological compensation for not getting laid enough.
Ted, "is Randy coming"
Fred, "no, he had a bunch of White Boy Problems stack up and is skipping the tailgating, and probably the game too."
Ted, "No way"
Fred, "He has a full day, a seminar at Williams Sonoma on proper beer mug frosting, his favorite author is autographing his latest yard care book at Barnes and Noble, and The Sharper Image is releasing a new manually operated Nose Hair Trimmer. Randy thinks it will cut down his carbon footprint."
by mossiears October 13, 2013
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ordinary white man

A man/boy who is white and had a normal life and has a good bit of money and is also a super hero. He can buy anything, and he can scam people and is also a 4chan hacker.
"WOW! look at that ordinary white man fight an ugly bastard."
by r4tboy June 7, 2018
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Basic white bitch

Lemme just take a quick snap of my food and send it to all of my streaks. I’m such a basic white bitch!
by Hhhrrree April 23, 2018
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White gravy juice

the product of sexual intercourse or oral stimulations, Ejaculate.
That juice, that white gravy juice. Its so wrong but it feels so right.
by Jen-Janamous March 27, 2009
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white girl squad

group of 12 girls also known as “crop top circle” that attend brea olinda high school. fun fact they aren’t all white it’s just an illusion!! they are way too pretty for their young age and everyone wants to look like them.
omg look it’s white girl squad!! and look they are all wearing crop tops SHOCKER
by Mama biggie February 20, 2018
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sophie rose white

sexy dragon xx
sniff sniff
bully her and ill chef you up
random geeza: yo whos that uggo sophie rose white
Fin: what you trying to say bro. she a 10/10 to me
by german engineering for your ha October 20, 2020
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favorite white boy

A very good compliment if you are a white boy and someone uses this they most likely think you are funny and they feel comfortable around you
"Yo Jai just wanted to let u know I really appreciate you. You're really funny and you're my favorite white boy"

"Thanks bro!"
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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