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New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
mugGet the New hair syndromemug.

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
mugGet the New-Phone Theorymug.

new dick

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old
by Wow girly April 11, 2020
mugGet the new dickmug.

New Yorker love

The love that two people have that aren’t afraid to make out anywhere, especially in the train station with trannys

Not being scared to show love physically
Friend : shit you got a swipe?

Me: nah just hop it

Friend: bet say less

Me: shit you see those crackheads fucking eachother

Friend: shittt that’s New Yorker love
by just a guy I guess January 16, 2019
mugGet the New Yorker lovemug.

new castle cunt

New castle cunt

When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict
New castle cunt.

My mother in law is such a cunt!

Is she from new castle?

Yep she's a castle cunt !
by stretch nutzz December 21, 2016
mugGet the new castle cuntmug.

Flake news

Inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events
And then there was a story about David Beckham's latest tatoo. Who cares? It's just a load of flake news.
by Danlod June 14, 2017
mugGet the Flake newsmug.

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