Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

what's new on the block

When you want to find out what is happening between the family.

Person 1: Hey man?
Person 2: Not much, what's new on the block?

*Conversation continues*

by whatsnewontheblock October 9, 2016

New Kyrsa

In Deepwoken, New Kyrsa refers to The sleeping city located deep in the second layer, below the Eternal Gale, where the kyrsgarde race lays trapped in an endless time loop after being brainwashed by the presence of the Drowned God Ethiron, who is trying to bring his avatar into existence, and with it himself.

guy 1: hey wanna run floor 2

guy 2: sure I need some Kyrsan medallions anyways

guy 3: I'll tag along because why not

20 minutes later, after defeating Chaser, activating all 5 beacons located in New Kyrsa and defeating the Scion of Ethiron

guy 1: I got a Gran Sudaruska and 17 medallions

guy 2: I got 21 medallions and an Ignition Deepcrusher

guy 3: I got wiped to the kyrsgarde infinite combo at the end

by google en passant May 24, 2023

Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 29, 2022

that's some news

A way of showing you have no interest in someones news so you act like a sarastic asshole instead

"I just found out that my hair isnt auburn! It's chestnut!"

"That's some news!"

by Mollyclav February 5, 2018

New England Slipping Slide

When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.

oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night

by HHHUIOP January 11, 2018

New baby smell

When a male tells a female to get on her knees and close her eyes so he can finish on her face but right as he finishes he puts the tip of his penis in one of her nostrils and finishes there

Damn bro I was with Jennifer last night and she let me cum on her face but I gave her that “new baby smell” instead

by Penark February 14, 2021