When you shit your pants on a road trip to avoid getting road head from your crazy, but hot girlfriend.
by Quicksand 72 May 31, 2023
Get the Dirty Joe Bocasianmug. 
by XxBruh_SlayerxX April 19, 2022
Get the Joe Mamamug. Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.
by Rigid to February 2, 2020
Get the Joe-Polleyedmug. Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.
" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"
HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"
by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019
Get the Mohawk Joemug. 
