sneezed the life out of me

When you sneeze really hard, like you sneezed the life out of yourself

*Person Sneezes*
Person: Christ! I just sneezed the life out of me!

by Team Saveea August 14, 2017

ejaculation of life

As a man is about to cum in/on the girl's vagina/mouth/tits, he screams out the intro to the circle of life from the lion king i.e. AHHHHHHHHSEVEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dude I did the ejaculation of life last night on my girlfriend, she gagged for it

by maximus big cock March 05, 2014

Signs of Intelligent Life

Something which cannot be found on Urban Dictionary

No signs of intelligent life here

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Darkest Life

When your a black guy and the sun has been blasting you all day till you tan dark AF. At that point you are officially living your darkest life-Aaron C.

Tom: Hey man how you been, enjoying the weather
Hendrix: nah man, it got me living my darkest life

by Africanwarrior92 July 09, 2018

Shit stain in lifes underwear

Low life..

You're a shit stain in lifes underwear..

by Butter , cleveland tn March 12, 2018

Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020

Trench life

A positive expression exclaiming you or a group of people at a party/rave/camp/festival that lasts over night and will be sleepin in a "trench" or ditch.

*while I the trench some one walks by you Rais your beer "trench life"
Other: "oh yeah! Trench life"

by ShadeOctave January 05, 2022