jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Mohawk Joe

Probably from Chicago, or at least a suburb of Chicago, but probably not from actual Chicago. Red Wings fanboy that chokes on cock and male ejaculate, which he also uses to hold up his hair. Likes to be racist at his job and not let hot chicks in because he gets no penis touching. He probably hasn't been laid probably like ever. Maybe a gay dick, idk.

This is guy is probably the worst. Mohawk Joe if you're reading this, suck my clit bitch and don't trip over your clown feet.

" That fucking twat Mohawk Joe won't let my friend Karen in!"

HotGirl: " why won't you let me in?"
Joe: " because you're a flat tittied bitch"

HotGirl2: "We havn't even been drinking though or anything"
Joe: "go home or go to jail you child i gots more important things than your stupid problems"

by CaliGirlUNC June 6, 2019

Joe

The most average name in existence.

1. What an average Joe

2. Your name is Joe? My name is Joe!
3. Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe

by DavidthePickleDOnut April 6, 2020

Blaze Joe

The best fat, gay, drug addict, Latino Christian hip hop artist to come out of California

Blaze Joe is hands down my favorite gay rapper!

by Ray Solo April 30, 2024

Joe-Polleyed

When you have too much alcohol in you and can’t handle it you are joe-polleyed.

Can’t wait to go out tonight and get joe-polleyed.
Did you see your man last night he was absolutely joe-polleyed.

by Rigid to February 2, 2020

greazy joe

A wonderful lady, who is all about animal equality. Her hair is green. Has her own diner called "greazy joes diner" greazy joe loves cats and has her own hair style called the "greazy bun"

Greazy Joe is a wonderful lady!

by Kats r kool November 13, 2017

joe

yo homie or companion

"yo wsg joe i aint see you in a while"
"nigga my name is joe"
"nigga u my homie so im callin you my joe"
"so if my name aint joe u still call me that"
"yuh"
"aight bet"

by Enze27 July 25, 2023