Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

Joe Rogan

So it IS him! I knew Jordan didn't have the balls for it.

Hym "Yeah, get his daughters. Get his kids. Find them. Do whatever it takes. IT HIM! FIND THEIR ASSES! IT'S HIS KIDS OR YOUR! FINAL ULTIMATUM! GET JOE ROGAN. HIS KIDS OR YOURS."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2024

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024

Joe Biden

When to fuck someone so hard they start to stutter you gave them a Joe Biden.

My god, you mom just Joe Bidened me at the mo-mo-mo-motel.

by toastyTORP March 28, 2024

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

Joe Simon

Joe Simon is a intelligent, handsome, athletic, great burger maker. Weird, stubborn, and hard headed. He makes the weirdest, most out of pocket jokes ever. He has the biggest heart ever. He eats because he's sad, and is sad because he's fat. He is transparent, honest, and doesn't care what others think of him. He is him.

Tony: "My car is broken."
Bob: "You need a Joe Simon."

by Big Dick Cheney Junior March 31, 2024

The Joe-Rogan effect

A cognitive bias where gullible, uninformed people overestimate their competence and fall for misinformation—often seen in ‘podcast bros’ who are ‘just asking questions’ but never seeking answers.

His overconfident claim that children are shitting in litter boxes is a classic case of The Joe-Rogan effect.

by timwalz September 21, 2025