Cock Monger

Some one who is obsessed with mens cocks mostly used to describe gay ass men.

Jack: whats up fag
Gerard: Shut up cock monger!

by ICP- boogie woogie wu December 15, 2006

cock coach

A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.

John's got a cock coach.

by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009

corn on the cock

during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.

guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.

other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?

guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.

by guy mann-dude April 14, 2010

Cock-blogger

One who maintains a regular weblog focused on the male genatalia; also an insult.

That goddamn diploblastic cock-blogger!

by danielkayam May 22, 2006

cock chafer

When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abrasions to the shaft of your cock that hurt like hell.

I was rooting your mum the other night and her cock chafer made a mess of my round man.

by Summers June 28, 2007

cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

cock jockey

Any man or woman who rides erect penises as a competitive sport against others.

That cock jockey should blimmin' well go out to become a prostitute. He already is come to think of it.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003