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Cat Girlfriend

Sundew
by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024
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Cat Shit Trough

Garden boxes my next door neighbor’s cat likes to shit in. Suffice to say it became a buffet for my roommate’s dog, Pickles. Due to COVID-19 standards we have closed the buffet with chicken wire, however the rest of the yard is available to shit in for dining outside only.
PICKLES, save me some! The Cat Shit Trough is running low on employees. They’re gonna close if you take all of their business.
by Princest May 17, 2021
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taking the cat for a walk

When you want to have sex with your girlfriend but she is not in the mood.
Male: Hey baby, do you want to have sexy?
*She stares back blankly, the man may as well be taking the cat for a walk*
by Excessive Sharting April 2, 2017
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CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER

On the YEAR OF THE CAT I heard this CAT BUTT RUT LAPPER really went to TOWN and got into some DEEP SHIT STEW eventually as some indiscriminately.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021
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Angry Cat

When you get your loyal cat girl to succ you but she doesn't fully consent
LCG: I don't agree to this master!
Me: damn you an angry cat
by MLC-GESMOEN June 25, 2019
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Cat

Look at that cat I’m about to smash aka pussy
by D1C3 January 13, 2018
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Doja cat

Yo, doja cat is sick!!!
by FluffyPuppy2011 September 8, 2022
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