Tae Kwon Do

A yellow-dyed belt for 40 fucking dollars

Hey John, are you taking Tae Kwon Do lessons this summer?
Nah, it's pretty much a ripoff. The senseis are only in it for the money, and the belts are too pricey.

by UrbanCommision June 2, 2018

Doing the 'Peaches'

To stomp one's foot at the beginning of every sentence followed by a long "Fuckkinnnn" and finish every sentence by dragging out the end of the last word.

*STOMP* "Fuckiiinnnn I'm doing the 'peaches', it's the beeeesssttt"

by BabySamWalton June 4, 2018

Tai Qon Do

A kind of self-defense, mainly originated in Asian countries.

At camp, my counselor showed us basic tai qon do.

by Fedfan22 June 6, 2018

doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Doing an Aeg

That friend everyone has in any MMO that "Mains" everything.

Example of Doing an Aeg

First Week - "I'm a Monk Main"
Second Week - "I'm a Hunter Main"
Third Week - "I'm a Priest Main"

by DiversionRoute May 30, 2018

Don’t do it

DOOOOOO ITTTTT

Me: “Just don’t do it”

Friend: “that’s wrong”

Me: “don’t-“
Friend: DOOOOOO ITTTTTTT

by Yo bish June 22, 2019

doing an elin

The act of faking a lisp in order to gain attention. The most common occurrences include not being able to pronounce the letter ‘s’.

1. Damn, she suddenly can’t pronounce the letter ‘s’- I ‘m sick of her doing an Elin!
2. Gosh, she’s got a lisp so bad that I can’t understand what she’s saying! - or is she just doing an Elin?
3. Speech therapy won’t work for her: she’s doing an Elin!

by disabilityslang July 3, 2019