When a woman farts, but rather than going up the back, it goes forward into the vag where she then has to push that fart out.
Him: Were you leaning back in a chair when you farted? I can taste it in your snatch.
Her: *blushes from embarrassment* Sorry, it was a double double.
Her: *blushes from embarrassment* Sorry, it was a double double.
by Mrmugs1980 April 20, 2023
Get the Double Doublemug. Ubiti dvije ptice jednim kamenom.
by Arkan na Kipru April 28, 2022
Get the Double-killmug. In the complex world of Churham-spacetime physics, numeric values do not operate as expected within the rules set forth in the current real-world Einsteinian theory of General Relativity. The effects of gravity on particles, particularly of particles comprising beings exerting physical forces counter-acting the forces of gravity, are reduced significantly - often by up to 50% - of their Einsteinian General Relativity counterparts.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
For theortical general calculation purposes, a Churham Double value is calculated using the following formula:
Cd = n * 2
Where Cd is the Churham spacetime value and n is the value as expressed within the parameters of general relativity's rules. However, in practice, the Churham Double calculation is nearly impossible to define accurately, as the outcome when converting between spacetime continuum rulesets is skewed by an inconsistent and ever-changing hyper-egofactor. The only consistent outcome that has been proven is that the Churham Double spacetime conversion ALWAYS results in a value significantly greater than the input.
It becomes clear, then, that any physical work that needs to be completed would benefit greatly from a conversion to Churham spacetime before starting said work, and converting back for convenience once said work is completed.
Person 1: "I did 100 squats today."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
Person 2: "How did you count them?"
Person 1: "I used Churham Doubles."
by dudewad September 12, 2022
Get the Churham Doublemug. When you “hedge” your bet by increasing your stakes with slightly more favorable terms, so not really hedging at all.
I bet you a box of donuts I can run a 5K in under 23 minutes. Minutes later I’ll Dougie Double Down (DDD) by betting another box of donuts that I can run a 5K in under 25 minutes.
by Ice Indicator Gnome July 28, 2022
Get the Dougie Double Down (DDD)mug. by Megstand August 24, 2021
Get the Double lined vaginamug. by Mothergoose6969 October 9, 2023
Get the The Overlook Double Dipmug. The act of taking your best friend's ball sack and rubbing it between two halves of a freshly cut papaya fruit after scoring an achievement
by DoublePapayaCreator_Original May 4, 2025
Get the Double Papaya Podiummug.