Double Friday

When the week feels extremely long and and feels as if Thursday should’ve been, or felt like a Friday, giving you a Double Friday

“UGHhhh, I can’t believe it’s only Thursday it feels like a Friday. I’m gonna have a double Friday.”

by King Adren October 25, 2019

double finger press

The most perfect pressure on a man’s supple taint, indirectly stimulating the prostate in such a way to top off an orgasm.

Last night I put the most perfect pressure on his rainbow bridge, and I gave him that good ole double finger press, and he gushed like old faithful.

by Double Finger Press D. F. P. October 25, 2019

Double blumpkin

When you dump on someone’s chest while they’re dumping on someone’s chest but only on November 3rd

Hey it’s November 3rd, maybe we can try a double blumpkin

by urmomgottagteamed November 3, 2019

Double standard

A different standard for one person or group than another.

The double standard put a lot of red tape around what guys could and couldn't do to females, but little to no red tape around what females could and coudln't do to guys.

by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021

Double Team No Galeto

when your friend says double team while your hitting a nicotine device you say no galeto and dap up your partner, make sure you snap your fingers after the dap up. one this happens you and your friend both chief the nicotine device to hell until the owner notices.

*my girlfriend hands me the yummy disposable* keygan: double team?”
caleb: “no galeto*
caleb and keygan *dap up* *snap*

caleb and keygan *chieffing nicotine device*
grace “WHERE THE FUCK IS MY NICOTINE”
caleb and keygan *run*
Double Team No Galeto

by Jackajackajacka November 8, 2021

double-doing

To double do someone is when you are currently doing two boys

Omg Jessica! You're totally double-doing James and Eli!!

by hotguy69101 November 9, 2021

Double-faced entendre

A term coined by the band Oliver Tree. It means the exact same thing as two-faced in the context of the song “Life Goes On,” but the words together actually do not make any sense.

“I’m looking for help with this song. I’m trying to describe someone who treats you one way to your face but acts the other way behind your back.”

“You mean “two-faced?””

“No, something more pretentious.”

“That’s the exact phrase you’re looking for.”

*other person walks away*

“Gosh, he couldn’t just find me new words. What a double-faced entendre.”

by DS716 November 10, 2021