shit chipper

Placing human or animal fecal matter in a ziplock bag with various condiments. i.e mustard, ketchup, raw eggs. Placing bag in a two man sling shot and whipping it at cars.

Eric and Adam were bored so they decided to fire shit chippers at school buses.

by Mr. Oxyman May 11, 2014

At Shit's End

It's like being at Wit's End, but your also covered in shit.

I've had enough of this plumbing job, I really am at Shit's End.

by The Procrastinatrix March 27, 2018

Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

In the Damn Shit

When you're in very serious trouble. More trouble than when someone says that they're "in the shit". A clean version of this is "In the DS".

Example #1: Fuck! We're in the damn shit for about $80,000 bucks!

Example #2: Fuuka just found out her boyfriend totally cheated on her with Yukari. Oooh, he's in the damn shit now...

by MasterMenos August 12, 2012

Counter shit

A collection of items that exist on every kitchen counter. Including but not limited to: Toaster, blender, tea-kettle, coffee machine, paper towel roll, mail from last week, an almost-empty MacBook Air box containing a slap-bracelet, dirty dish-rags, etc.

Don't worry 'bout that spunk you laid on the backsplash, bro. It'll get hidden by all the counter shit.

by Schickenipple January 2, 2016

no shit sherlock

When some dumbass states the obvious as if he was intelligent.

Example: "A computer uses electricity to run", NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

"Basketballs are made of rubber", NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

by Flobie -- YouTuber January 11, 2018

shit blender

toliets that use 5 gallons of water every flush and sound like a jet engine starting.

I needed to formulate an exit strategy before activating the shit blender at work

by heynow_1 May 14, 2008