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Life

A useless part in this dead planet
by JTHarris December 20, 2019
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Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.
For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"
by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020
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life swinger

Someone who totally dominates life and makes the most of it. They are swinging through life in a good way, lucky them.
"Wow dude, that guy is a total life swinger. You can tell he gets a 95% and above on every test."
by smkjapidos November 9, 2018
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Life

What kind of life do you think I’m going to have?
Hym “Seriously. The most famous grocery store clerk? I’ll do that everyday while the townsfolk come by my stock to throw tomatoes. Sound good? Probably (to you). What would a 5 year plan to punish the whores who fucked that cripple look like? Year 1, acquire everything I’ll need for my 5-year plan. Year 2, find out where they live. Year 3, get a handle one their schedules. Year 4, make a sub-plan within the 5-year plan. Year 5, implement both plans. Everyone who matters is happy. Everyone who matters wins. Maybe have a go at anyone who refused to pay for my services or at the very least drag them down to Hell with me. That’s sounds like a life worth living to me.”
by Hym Iam September 27, 2022
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life's debt

The opposite of a life's savings. Its when you acquire lots of credit card debt, car loan, students loans and are financially inept.
Jack spent his life buying what he wanted with no impulse control and built up his life's debt.
by chipworthington October 18, 2016
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Life

Jeff- “how’s life going
Cris- “what are u talking about? I don’t have one”.
by Ilovemeafatass June 3, 2019
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