I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

by Primo Jonez August 27, 2007

I like your funny words magic man

The meme from clone high “I like your funny words magic man” From JFK

HAHAHAHHA
“I like your funny words magic man”

by Stokes346 September 18, 2020

Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

Unlike throwing a hotdog down a hallway which means u banged a really loose chick, "Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway" means that u had penetration problems or she was just really tight

For example my cousin was unable to bang his girlfriend because she was to tite so that situation would be described as Like Trying to Drive A Mack Truck Down a Hallway

by solvy98888888888 June 25, 2010

To have a threshold like a UN debate

To drink half a lager, and somehow manage to get completely refreshed.

Be rat arsed on ginger.

Excuse to leave a club early and get shagged senseless by the bouncer, whos ripped out of his tits on steroids.

Guy 1. Fuck me, check Mc-he's chattin up Emma already! Must be steamin'...

Cynic.Is he balls! He only had a half cup of Babysham!

Guy 1.Either he's bullshittin' or he's got a threshold like a UN debate.

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Most likely to dance in a Beyoncé video

A yearbook category that is basically code for most popular guy in school who is likely to be a legend and celebrity when he grows up.

Oscar is most likely to dance in a Beyoncé video in the school yearbook he is so popular and cool.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

I like you for who you are

What they say when you sre in trouble

"your ugly and i dont want to fuck you"

by Staislaus June 01, 2004

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life March 28, 2018