Shit Like A Dog

When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.

Man, that turd hurt my ass so bad; I shit like a dog!!!

by Avionic January 12, 2011

Suckin’ on Chili Dog

Blowing a mexican

On a typical date for Sarah she’s suckin’ on chili dog behind Taco Bell.

by Creedog May 31, 2018

Texas Hot Dog

After accumulating enough 'mayo' to tightly fill a condom, a 'bloody steak' is pillaged. After cooking in oven for 5 minutes at 320 degrees, it is ready to eat. Place on bun and garnish with Pube-stard, shit-chup, and other condiments of your choosing.

Best served as a surprise dish

Hey Freddie! How was your day? Oh good, we just got in from Texas and made you a Texas Hot Dog. Enjoy!

by Polish Cupcakes March 3, 2011

walk the dog

1)to do an amazing yo-yo trick
2)to urinate in a toilet or in your pants, hey whatever floats your boat
3)to dance like an idiot

1)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog
2)Whoa! Sweet Joey just walked the dog and now its dripping on my freaking carpet
3)look at that idiot over by the bar walkint the dog he should be put to death

by t-radical squared May 14, 2005

PRAIRIE DOGGING

When a canine stands on it's hindlegs to look over an object blocking it's view.

Chloe is prairie dogging while chasing the squirrel.

by Joe Rock September 27, 2003

Dogging the boys

When Will Morton won't buy you tuck shop or GTA V shark card

Alex: Get me a shark card
Will: No get fucked
Alex: come on my account got banned again
Will: I said no
Alex: Stop dogging the boys

by NiggaNiggabitch August 31, 2017

Dog walk

A type of rim job where the partner performing the rim job has their head held down while the partner receiving the rim job farts on the partner performing the rim job

Last night I dog walked Shana. She is such a freak!

by Tomi B January 21, 2019