Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

Not giving a fuck

Simply not giving a fuck

Its not an example its me not giving a fuck

by Kithysnyc July 10, 2019

Fucking France

an alternative to saying the the word france or describing anything french. used in christopher moore's novel: Fool

see you later, i'm off to fucking france

moi? said i in perfect fucking french

by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011

Fart Fucking

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.

It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.

by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

Fuck Boy

Someone, typically an ex boyfriend, who does not live up to the moral standards of civil human beings. Even if they're an adult they aren't considered a man because of the foolish things they do, hence the name fuck BOY. They pretend they want to be your boyfriend and then make you wait months to see them, just so they can fuck you over in the end. And when you address what they did wrong, they become a coward and avoid the topic by attempting to distract you with flirty texts and snapchats. In the meantime, they're probably trying to get back with their ex girlfriend and she's probably a psycho. When in doubt, stalk their twitters because it'll tell you a hell of a lot more than fuck boy's lame text messages. Because he only texts when it's in his best interest or when he's "done" with his ex again. BEWARE THE FUCK BOY. They may seem faithful but in reality, they just want to fuck around.

Every time I talk about my ex boyfriend who is the biggest fuck boy I know, I have to put a quarter in the jar.

by fuckboymademedoit December 15, 2015

fuck boy

Basically the ruder version of saying man whore.

My ex was a fuck boy.

by Xxtiti_ramirezxX July 26, 2016

Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

by Kroenig September 21, 2009