Brown sugar donut

A delicately sugar coated bunghole.

"Hey Felicia, i heard you got a brown sugar donut last night. Was it magical?"

""Oh Samantha! Stimulate my brown sugar donut!!!"

"I heard you ate a brown sugar donut last week. How did your diabetes take it?""

by A very hungry hippo January 27, 2018

Doc Browned it

That moment at the end of the night where you frantically gather the dregs of several mystery cups, bottles, and spillages into one glass, before downing into your own flux capacitor because you really really don't want the night to end, and thus, experience a time travel of sorts, whereby you still live in the good times, but when you wake up, your liver has aged 20 years.

Dude : It was an awesome night, but when everyone went home I ended up Doc Browning what was left and ended up robbing a bank...
...it seemed like a good idea at the time. Dang, I wish I could reverse time! I really Doc Browned it!

by The names Bond... Tommy Bond September 16, 2022

MASON BROWN

THE COOLEST PERSON EVER HE IS THE BEST MIDDLE SCHOOL SAXOPHONE PLAYER IN THE WORLD HE IS THE BEST IN HIS BAND AND IS SUPER COOL. HE CAN SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE IN ABOUT TWENTY SECONDS.

WHO THE F**K IS THAT?
THAT'S A MASON BROWN HES THE BEST.
HE'S BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING

by IAMNEVERWR0NG September 11, 2023

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024

wills brown

to finger someone on their period

hey ya know that girl, she got wills browned last night.

by yamum555555 March 8, 2020

Brown Nightmare

A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.

A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".

Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."

by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023

Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 5, 2024