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crossfit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."
Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.
by Carlos Marron February 28, 2024
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crossfit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is often erroneously promoted by CrossFitters as a "functional movement."
Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.
by Carlos Marron February 28, 2024
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Brenden Polly

KILL YOURSELF BRENDEN POLLY! thats why you live in ohio skibidi toilet land nigga
by kill all niggers faggot March 8, 2024
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to pull a gleb

to do or say something utterly meaningless and stupid which makes sense only to the subject
A: What do you think about mayonnaise?
B: I mean it ussually makes my whole sandwich taste like mayonnaise unless when it doesn't.
A: Bro what?
B: It makes sense bro.
"To pull a gleb."
by josinpaglic April 19, 2024
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Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating on release over a willing moonscape.
Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!
by Merry downee April 28, 2024
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Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating with release over a willing moonscape.
Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!
by Merry downee April 28, 2024
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to pull a lee know

To become a k-pop Idol from non-trainee occupation in Korean music entertainment industry.
To pull a Lee Know you have to become an idol from non-trainee occupation.

Lee know of Stray kids became an idol even though he was originally a backup dancer.
by Not really nameless April 29, 2024
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