White Life

What I imagine people are sick as fuck because it been long time that they are sick.

White Life!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

Life

Life is the something you cant cheat out of... And if you wanted to, you would end up right back on this planet no matter how hard you try. Life is hard. Life is nice... once in a while. Sometimes you wish you didn't have a life, but only because life has decided to screw with your head.

Selena: Awe Crap! I stepped on a piece of chewed gum!

Justin: That's life for ya!

by Smileyforever21 May 9, 2018

My life

BORING AS HELL

My life is boring 😒

by Ballora is the best October 27, 2021

Life

Life is like a dick, women make it hard.

Oh no a woman in the 500m radius, my life is gonna be hard now.

by Squirrel in my pants November 22, 2021

Gacha Life

"A dogshit game"

"Stage 4 terminal cancer causer"

"Hi, have you heard about Gacha Life?"

"Yes! it gave me fucking cancer!!!"

by fokjhj1 September 4, 2023

Life-math

The decision process involving calculation of pros and cons relative to the risk of the action taken leading to death or dismemberment.

"That cop saw the crime but did some serious life-math before deciding to ignore it"

by starvingRD January 1, 2015

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023