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Joe

Guy 1: Did you hear about Joe?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Joe Momma
by f_i_n_n_a__w_o_k_e October 25, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe

Joe is a guy who gets a haircut once a year and bumlicks damola. Joe spends all his money on vbucks and thinks he can say the N-word even though he's Asian and isn’t black. He is also shite at football and will miss open goals and heads the ball randomly even though its waist height. He also thinks he can make remixes and has a shit YouTube channel called joenb and joenbremixes. He may also have some weird form of speech problem as all he says is “wayne” “says you dumb” and “tring tring”
Jake: Joe why do you randomly head the ball
Joe:”tring tring”

Jake: what do you mean
Joe:says you dumb
by Mike ox small October 26, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

Joe mathew

Boy fae lochee with a 2 inch knob
Omg have you seen joe Mathews knob it’s so small
by Welly_2006 May 30, 2022
mugGet the Joe mathewmug.

Joe

Joe Mama Gae

Joe is someone who gets bullied a lot because of the Joe Mama joke you should feel sorry for them but also make fun of them because Joe's Mama gave him that name.
Girl: "omg I have a huge crush on Joe!"
Her boyfriend: "Who the hell is Joe!?"
Girl: JOE MAMA
Her boyfriend: no u

Girl: *dies*
Her boyfriend : BEGONE THOT
by TheSmartQuietKid November 15, 2019
mugGet the Joemug.

muscle joe

A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
Did you see that ripped short guy? What a muscle Joe
by Jazzy77456 June 15, 2016
mugGet the muscle joemug.

Professor Joe

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.
Don't be a professor Joe.
by Gump1004 February 22, 2024
mugGet the Professor Joemug.

Joe

Joe is a very kind person and never gets mad at you. Make sure if you do something wrong ask Joe for forgiveness!
Person1: Hey you know Joe?
Person2:Whos Joe
Person1:...
mugGet the Joemug.

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