by Seemac November 29, 2017
Get the noonie new mug.the town where all the bros go to float the Comal and Guadalupe rivers. Not to be confused with New Braunfels.
All of the Sigma Nu dudebros from San Marcos and other parts of the dirty eight thirty went to New Bro-nfels to go tubing.
by drew7667 July 8, 2009
Get the New Bro-nfels mug.A duo act in which 2 people are a far distance away vertically. One then goes on said roof and ejaculates with a superb stream, it then lands directly on the other partner's forehead, relating to a shower nozzle.
"YO guess what?!" "me and keontay performed the New Jersey Shower Nozzle last night!" "It was Epic!"
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Get the Simp News mug.When your driving up and down the blvd
1- wasting time
2- trying to come up or
3 - start something ending bad
4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
1- wasting time
2- trying to come up or
3 - start something ending bad
4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
Jeff and friend were
"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
by YEP -1968 December 23, 2025
Get the Going places nothing new mug.The feeling of despair that floods your conscience after invariably being asked by a co-worker about a "totally amazing" article that you had skipped over in the New Yorker a month ago--after a moment of hesitation--and will never, ever have another opportunity to read. Ever.
Kevin: Hey, did you read that article by Ken Auletta in last month's New Yorker about the Indian newspapers?
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
You: Crap. No, I sort of got busy and, ... (trailing off)
Kevin: (wistfully) Oh. My. God. It was seriously the best thing I've read in like, months. It was actually the best thing I've read in probably a year. Five years even.
You: Thanks for the hearty helping of New Yorkeregret.
by nicowags October 15, 2012
Get the New Yorkeregret mug.There isn’t enough of it! I don’t have enough of it! But what do I do? If only there was a place I could go to get... not less of it. It’s like... I have some of it but... the amount I have is insufficient... so I need to fine a place that has an increased amount of news.... and I need a tasty treat! Like a burnt marshmallow on a graham cracker. Or the best flavor of pop tart.
Hym “This made a good point about how you guy operate. You have to simultaneously frame me as both benign and incredibly dangerous for what you’re doing to work. (Get the name? You’re see how that works?) I sat in on a video today and holy shit are you getting trolled! Big time! You are in absolute denial of what’s happening here. No wonder he’s obsessed with getting the anonymous users banned. But you’ll sign off on this. You are all nuts-world. ‘My book says I’m good!’ Are you doing the book? ‘The books says I don’t have to do the book!’ Then how are you good? And that leads me to my next thought puzzle: Would you do what the book said if it meant evil would win? You can’t be good if you don’t do the book but doing the book means that someone who doesn’t do the book can use it against you. News... Just news.”
by Hym Iam December 2, 2022
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