Dirty Penguin

Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!
by Greasy Dan May 29, 2008
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Dirty Renee

When a guy jizzes in his hand and make a handprint on a girls ass, takes out coloring markers and makes a cum handprint turkey picture for thanksgiving
by Ryan stevens September 26, 2019
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dirty rag

a vulgar term used to decribe a used tampon or sanitary napkin
she's so fucking hot i'd drag my tounge across a mile of broken glass just to lick the garbage truck that carted her dirty rag to the dump
by bradetuna September 23, 2004
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Dirty Culkin

Placing two fecal hand prints onto your partner's face cheeks so that it looks like Macaulay Culkin in "Home Alone"
I wore the Dirty Culkin you gave me this morning all day at work.
by jayjayjunior January 3, 2009
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Dirty Connor

When two guys slap each other’s ass while they stroke each other’s cock.
Ya me and Dave had a dirty Connor last night.
by Daddy|long|shlong April 15, 2020
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Dirty Musket

A sexual act which involves the male ejaculating onto the anus of the female, then plunging his semen into her rectum with an old broom handle (ie. "packing the powder")
Steve: Hey, did Will tell you what he did to Patty last night?
Matt: Yeah, man, he did the dirty musket!
Steve: That's fuckin' gross!
Matt: That's fuckin' sweet!
by Spartacus891 June 25, 2007
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dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
by ru-daddy January 3, 2011
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